Wine comes with wisdom, beer comes with freedom, and water comes with bacteria.
Instead of yes,
Simply exchange it for HELL MOTHER FUCKEN YEAH
If life gives you melons, your probably dyslectic.
Those three words
The words every person wants to hear from their love. LET’S GET NAKED.
When your mom starts cooking and the aroma moves...
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When you sit on your feet then you like can’t walk. And every time your damn I shouldn’t do that. But you do.
I'm writing a book.
Title: how to deal with people that are so fake they might as well be plastic.
In some cases hearing when someone who graduated is leaving you can’t help but cry knowing how much your going to miss them. But in others you can’t help but saying NOT SOON ENOUGH!
When Girls Can't Take a FUCKING COMPLIMENT.
“You’re so pretty” No im not, im soo ugly. “WELL SHIT, YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN”
Drama club motto:
Why have bad friends when you can have quality enemies.
I feel like they know every word to evry song I listen to in the car but if you ask them they WILL denie it.
I know the answers to questions in my head way before the poeple on the show. My mouth just doesn’t open is all.
That wonderful feeling you get when someone follows you on tumblr.